why is Melbourne better than Sydney?!

Went on a vacation to Australia for a couple of weeks; decided to go to Sydney first and ended my trip in Melbourne. i've been to both place many times and Melbourne is the one that keeps me coming back to Australia. not that Sydney sucks.. but Melbourne in just waaaayyyy better!! and here is why (according to me):

- Better + Cheaper food
- Nicer people. 
- Has an arts and entertainment culture (Sydney doesn't)
- We host the International Melbourne Comedy Festival, Grand Prix, Moomba and various other festivals. yeay!!
- Our CBD is easier to navigate
- We have trams and not light-rail.
- We have Australia's SECOND best university - the University of Melbourne, ranked 22 in the world! 

   (REFER http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/University_of_Melbourne) =P
- Melbourne have cool Lanes to hang out at

- AFL comes from Melbourne - much better than that NRL crap
- Our Lord Mayor is John So. Everyone knows that he rocks!
- Traffic is better in Melbourne
- Melbourne has more markets for getting fresh fruit, produce and other cool stuff. There's Queen Victoria, Preston, Prahran, South Melbourne and many more!
- Melbourne is grid layout, north east south west. Sydney is a nauseating rollercoaster. hahahaha
- Fashionable, friendly. funky, fun, cool vibe, bars, parks.
- Better architecture rather than relying on the Harbour and Opera House for everything!
- Crown Casino kicks Star City's ass!
- Cheaper booze
- FASHION!
- We have the Eureka Tower - tallest residential building in the world!
- Public transport is so much damn cheaper!

well.. that's all from me. i just arrive in Bali yesterday, and i am missing Melbourne already.. 

*much Love*

SexFacts

-The sperm count of an average American male compared to thirty years ago is down thirty percent.

- hate the gym? have sex! you burn around 200 calories on 30 minutes sex.

- During the female orgasm, endorphines are released, which are powerful painkillers. So headaches are in fact a bad excuse not to have sex.

- according to the museum of sex, the vibrator was originally used as a medicinal treatment for female "hysteria" during the 19th century. the vibrator induced orgasms helped doctors dissipate hysteria's anxiety-related symptoms.

- semen contains zinc and calcium, both of which are proven to prevent tooth decay.

- homosexuality remained on the American psychiatric association's list of mental illness until 1973.

- In Hong Kong, adulterous husbands get more than a steep monthly alimony payment - a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her husband if he cheats on her - but she may only do so with her bare hands. sooo, if you are planning to be an ASSHOLE, don't live in Hong Kong. LOL

- Burlesque costumes are the epitome of sexy - think Dita Von Teese and Lingerie; however, a few centuries ago, the outfits had a slightly different purpose. the bottom half of burlesque costumes were originally created as "pubic wigs" for prostitutes. The designs helped hide pubic lice and syphilis symptoms. Make sure to share this information with your boyfriend the next time he heads to Vegas with the boys. eeeww

- the sale of sex toys and vibrators are banned is Alabama & Mississippi.

- on average, adult men think about sex every seven seconds.

Koh Rong

Cambodia’s biggest business conglomerate, The Royal Group, has announced plans to transform the pristine island of Koh Rong into an eco-resort island set to rival established destinations such as Bali, Koh Samui, and Phuket. It is 30 minutes by speed boat from Preah Sihanouk Province,

“Cambodia is conveniently located within two hours of Singapore and Hong Kong and one hour of Bangkok so a vast tourism market remains untapped,”ays David Simister, Chairman of CBRE Indochina, the exclusive advisor and sole agent for developing the islands.

Critical Mass
“International travelers are already showing early interest in the concept of luxury tourism on the Indochinese Riviera, and Koh Rong stands out as one of the region’s most beautiful asset, with the benefit of having a sufficient size for critical mass, an airport, infrastructure and to evolve in the same manner as Phuket, but without the mistakes found in established resort destinations.”

A newly expanded international airport at Sihanoukville will enhances the region’s attractiveness to visitors from neighboring Asian countries.  

Master Plan

The Royal Group’s master plan for sustainable tourism development of Koh Rong is based on a 99-year lease in perpetuity on the 78 square kilometre island, which has been granted to the company by the government of Cambodia.

“Since the project is balancing ecological protection with minimum carbon footprint, development will be targeting forward looking investors within the region and globally who share a vision on ecological development,” Simister says.

Pictured: Koh Rong, Cambodia
Photo Courtesy of CB Richard Ellis

Little Pieces of Heaven

who doesn't love bacon?? SShhhiiiieeeeeee...

Try this Bacon weave sandwich

 OR Bacon weave roll... hmmmm yummmm!!
here are the steps to make a bacon weave and cheese  roll.. Love it!!!

First, weave your bacon

put it in an oven for 10 minutes, 200 degree Celsius.

Take it out from the oven once it change color

Spread thick layers of cheese on top of the weave

Roll it

Cut it

Eat it!!

Priceless Newspaper Articles

Horny Housewife

(Buzzing undies make shopper faint)
 A woman collapsed in a supermarket when her vibrating panties made her faint with pleasure.
the kinky 33 year old house wife was wearing a pair of battery operated passion pants, bought from a sex shop, while she did her shopping, according to the British tabloid the Sun.
But she got stimulated by the 6cm vibrating bullet in the panties that she lost consciousness.
she fell and hit her head in the crowded supermarket in Swansea, Wales.
When paramedics arrived, they found her black imitation leather knickers still buzzing. They took them off before an ambulance took her to hospital. The woman, whose identity has been kept private, suffered no long lasting ill effects. and as she left the hospital, paramedics gave her back the passion pants in a plastic bag. A spokesman for the Asda supermarket chain told the Sun: "We like to think shopping with us is exciting enough already."

Sleep Two Days With a Smile on Your Face

 (Guinea pig Harem says 'hello Sooty')
A Guinea pig called scooty had a night to remember after escaping from his pen and tunneling into a cage of 24 females. He romanced each of them in turn and was yesterday the proud father of 43 offspring. Staff at Little friend's farm in Pontypridd, South Wales, have now secured Sooty's pen and begun looking for homes for the guinea pigs. His owner, Carol Feehan, 42, said: "I'm sure a lot of men will be looking at Sooty with envy. We knew that he had gone missing after wriggling through the bars of his cage. We looked for him everywhere but never thought of checking the pen where we keep 24 females. we did a head count and found 25 guinea pigs - Sooty was fast asleep in the corner."
"He was absolutely shattered. we put him back in his cage and he slept for two days."

Stupid American Kid

Mariah Carey in Saudi Arabia

Saudi Arabian versions of Mariah Carey’s album covers have been retouched to be less sexy. Some say it’s fake as the source of these pics is not clear and they could have been created by any photoshopper…
but if its true.. its F*in Hilarious.. LOL

Strangest creature found on earth recently

I don’t think these photos requires any special comment. These are fantastic world news worthy of headlining any newspaper around the world. This creature, was found on Thailand, its strangely shaped body leaves a lot of mastery around it .

As all good mysteries it happens in far away from the technology wonders of the modern society in Thailand. You can see a lot of local folks in the background of these photos that seem to worship this creature they have “found”. The end result is an even more absurd and even humorous scene. They managed to get me even more amazed by this baby powder and juices they brought as a tribute to this creature. They have even brought a fan to keep it well preserved for the scientists.

This photo shows the colored and shaped body of the creature. There has been a lot of debates about what this creature might be and that is exactly the beauty of mystery, the inability to solve it.  It might be some kind of strange animal, it even looks like a mythical creature. Honestly.. I don’t know what to think about this  event. These photographs do raise more questions than answers… craziness!!!

Funny Construction Mistakes

why angle matters

You might be shocked by this naughty statue, but don’t draw any conclusions yet – just look at the statue from another angle.

                                                                                 :-P

Cool Gifts for your Man

Stop stressing about what to buy your boyfriend for the holidays. The perfect gift is right here! Whether your boyfriend is trendy, sporty or nerdy (or somewhere in between), one of these gifts will definitely cool for them.

pocket size Guittar Hero

Apple TV - Chic, sleek, and the latest Apple must-have for any Mac man, Apple TV turns your guy's widescreen TV into a digital heaven. From HD movies and television shows to a quick click to all his music and photos, this cool little box is worth the heavy sticker price. (apple.com, $229)

 

 

The Wire DVD set - Violence, sexual content, drug use, strong language...what's a guy not going to like? The Wire follows one investigation throughout the entire season, unlike other shows that neatly package their crimes in one-hour time slots. Even if you have HBO, your guy will still like having this collection on his DVD shelf. (walmart, $38.86)

Dwight's Poster - if He like to watch the TV show "the Office', he will love this poster.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 Personalized Keg - Ninety bucks is a little steep for such a novelty, but admit it: This is pretty hilarious. Crafted in chrome-plated steel, this barrel-shaped dispenser sits atop a cherry-finished wooden stand and can hold one gallon of his choice of alcohol. Personalize it with up to 20 characters. P.S. It's even dishwasher safe! (findgift.com, $89.95)

 

 

 

 

 

Ding Dong

kinda give a new meaning of the word 'wood'

Someone keeps it trim. the landscaper is either really funny or have alot of built up sexual frustration.

Dingle-Dangle

Don't wake the sleeping giant. Bahahahahahah!

need an umbrella?!

Just the tip.. of the iceberg.

Facts about Dreams

   1. One-third of your lives is spent sleeping.

2. In an average  lifetime, you would have spent a total of about six years of it dreaming. That is more than 2,100 days spent in a different realm!

3. Dreams have been here as long as mankind.  Back in the Roman Era, striking and significant dreams were submitted to the Senate for analysis and interpretation. isn't that crazy?!

4. Everybody dreams. EVERYBODY! 

5. Dreams are indispensable.  A lack of dream activity can mean personality disorder.

6. On average, you can dream anywhere from one or two hours every night. you can have four to seven dreams in one night.

7. Blind people do dream.  Whether visual images appear in their dream depends on  whether they were blind at birth or became blind later in life. But vision is not the only sense that constitutes a dream. Sounds, tactility, and smell become hypersensitive for the blind and their dreams are based on these senses. 

8. Five minutes after the end of the dream, half the content is forgotten. After ten minutes, 90% is lost.

9. The word dream stems from the Middle English word, dreme which means "joy" and "music".

10. Men tend to dream more about other men, while women dream equally about men and women.

11. Studies have shown that your brain waves are more active when you are dreaming than when we are awake.

12. Dreamers who are awakened right after REM (Rapid Eye Movement) sleep, are able to recall their dreams more vividly than those who slept through the night until morning.

13. Physiologically speaking, researchers found that during dreaming REM sleep, males experience erections and females experience increased vaginal blood flow - no matter what the content of the dream. In fact, "wet dreams" may not necessarily coincide with overtly sexual dream content. 

14. People who are giving up smoking have longer and more intense dreams.

15. Toddlers do not dream about themselves. They do not appear in their own dreams until the age of 3 or 4.

16. If you are snoring, then you cannot be dreaming.

17. Nightmares are common in children, typically beginning at around age 3 to 8.

18. In a poll, 67% of Americans  have experienced Deja Vu in their dreams.

19. Around 3% of adults suffer from sleep apnea. This treatable condition leads to unexplained tiredness and inefficiency.

20. Research has shown that the house is the most common setting for dreams. 

21. It is very normal for males to experience an erection during the REM stage of sleep, even when they are not dreaming anything of a sexual nature.

 22. The original meaning of the word "nightmare"  was a female spirit who besets people at night while they sleep.

The (must) to do List

- Smile

- Sing

- keep learning 

- Notice kindness

- Eat great food

- Play

- hope

- Work

- Count your blessings

- Love

- Love some more

 
xoxo

The Book of Tomorrow

a week ago, I found this book on my sister’s closet, and I thought; all right, lets giveit a try. It is titled “The Book of Tomorrow”, written by Cecelia Ahern, the same author that wrote PS, I Love You.

At first, I feel like I underestimate the book thinking that it would be some kind of love story bullshit novel. But I was wrong, turn out; it is one of the most interesting (non thriller) books I’ve ever read.
It is about a 16 year old girl who has everything. Living in a mansion, driving a beautiful car, flying on the jet plane to Paris just to go shopping on the weekend… but most of all, she have the most perfect parents. They adore each other, they love her so much, and there is just always harmony in the house.  Until one day, of course, she lost everything, and the only thing she can rely on to is a large leather-bound book locked with a gold clasp and padlock. 

This novel is a mesmerizing story about how tomorrow can change what happens today…

HATE

one time, one person who seems to love everybody tell me: "you hate everybody."
i was like really..?are u serious? everybody who? everybody?
and then i start to think.. Well.. i do hate some people who purposedly hurt me for some reason that is not acceptable. but everybody... not "hate", but I could care less about most the people I meet. I rarely find someone that I find interesting and could have a good conversation with (but i love my friends for sure). I absolutetly HATE small talking about stuff I dont care about, specially with people that i know are being totally fake.

Does everyone have their own "thing"?  I feel like some people are so generic, all they do is.. talk about party(FYI I'm not against parties), or talking about other people. and yes, i HATE talking about people, gossiping about others,specially being friends with people who like to talk about other people. sorry, that's not me. Personally i enjoy talking about music, events, life experiences, beliefs, general opinions etc, BUT SOME PEOPLE DON'T. they are more interested in talking shit about others.. or getting fucked.

  i dont want to fret over other people's stupidity, immaturity, or even just plain ignorance so i just don't hang out with them. and does that makes people think that i hate everybody? just because i don't like to hangout with them? i think If you don't like them then that's fine there is nothing wrong with not liking other peoples ways. Just embrace your own and you'll be fine.. i guess.

Warm my House

A new home is exciting on a number of levels, of course, but one of the nicest bonuses is that buying a new home affords a perfect excuse to throw a party. It's definitely time to break out the bubbles and celebrate! to me, holding a housewarming party is a good way to welcome good friends and family to your new home. I'm in the process of moving in to a new house at the moment & its been tiring, exciting, stress-fully fun! Then, especially if you haven't entertained in a long time, it's possible that your housewarming party will rekindle your desire to have guests over on a regular basis for friendly gatherings. so friends, just giving you a little heads up, if you think you are being nice enough to me, be ready.. you are invited!

Why you really want a Date..

* Free Food!!! :-D
* You get to pretend you're someone else
* Easy to be the best-dressed
* someone can fill you in on what you missed when you left the movie to pee
* you'll go crazy if you never leave the house
* easy way to make mom disapprove
* you can meet lots of new people without having to see them in meetings
* Free sex
* you get hilarious stories to tell your friends
* begins the unavoidable but necessary process of elimination (if necessary. LOL)

The truth about Jobs & Men

Investment banker: I look better in my double breasted suit than I do in my birthday suit, but I’m rich so I hope you wont notice.
Producer: I’m charming with little substance and a little substance-abuse problem.
Postal worker: I’m really lazy or kind of crazy, but probably both!
E-commerce executive: I have no idea what I’m doing, but I could be a millionaire before anyone finds out.
Editor: I have a half-finished novel in my computer.. and always will.
Special ed. Teacher: I’m above materialism and by the way, I drive a dodge dart.
Entrepreneur: I’m always looking for my next hot girl.. errmm, deal.
Artist: I come from money, I run from money.
Lawyer: we will argue, I will win, and you will pay for it.
Actor: I didn’t get enough attention as a child, but I did lots of orthodontia.
Stand up comedian: I didn’t get enough attention as a child, and I didn’t get any orthodontia.
High school teacher: I didn’t make it as a stand up comedian.
Graphic designer: can we pretend I’m an artist?!

How To Kill Your Boyfriend

Alright, so he's done it AGAIN. Ignored your call, taken all day to text you back, disappeared for two or three days (and you WANT to wonder if he's still alive but you KNOW he is, he's just being a dick -- he's probably a Gemini) and what's worse? HE'S STILL HERE. Ya, it's the common case of the man you love. Fortunately, you're not the ONLY one. YOU! who wants to kill your boyfriends, and Here's How:

1) Just Break Up. Give it a week and he'll be coming back. And when he does..

2) Shoot him. It's not hard to hide a gun. Just throw it in the La Brea tar pits. (just kidding)

3) Cheat on him. With his best friend. In his bed. In front of the camera. While he's at work. On his birthday. (this works) =D

4) Kill the dog.(don't do this)

5) Sell his car. Take the money and run (Vegas is a great place to hide).

Ladies, if you want to kill your boyfriend, it's because you love him.. If he makes you mad, he probably also makes you giggle when you think about him. Remember that you have him wrapped around your finger and if you give a long enough leash (mine is thirty miles), he'll always come back home. And when he does, kill him. bahahahahaha

what's the hottest thing a guy can do in bed?

I love how my man can use all the furniture to his advantage. He piles up the pillows beneath me to reach that oh so perfect angle, while the mirrors are turned for our reflection. He also uses the bed as wrestling mat so he can flip and toss me while we play "Who's on top." (Loewe Baxter)

I love when my guy wakes me in the middle of the night. Before I have time to think about it I'm having an orgasm and enjoying every moment of it. (anonymous)

I love it when we are both naked (me on top) and we start by french kissing... then he pushes me up so that I am sitting on his face while he licks my Vajayjay. Unbelievable orgasms! (Dyana P)

I love it to feel the weight of him on top of me - there's something very primal about the feeling, and it actually helps me come faster, though I'm not sure why. Also, when he uses his tongue on my ear - there's a certain thing he does that feels something between an orgasm and a tickle that make me flail around wildly. It's so pleasurable sometimes I think I'm going to pass out. He has to pin my arms and legs, which makes it even hotter! (Rebecca)

My guy is strong but gentle, making me feel safe yet vulnerable to his love. He not only goes down on me; he loves pleasing me that way, no matter how long it takes! His eagerness has rubbed off on me and now doing the same for him has become a turn on. (anonymous)

The sexiest thing my husband does is letting himself go. I love to hear all the sounds he makes when I turn him on. Many times guys think its cool to be calm, but I say make some noise boys! (anonymous)