* Free Food!!! :-D
* You get to pretend you're someone else
* Easy to be the best-dressed
* someone can fill you in on what you missed when you left the movie to pee
* you'll go crazy if you never leave the house
* easy way to make mom disapprove
* you can meet lots of new people without having to see them in meetings
* Free sex
* you get hilarious stories to tell your friends
* begins the unavoidable but necessary process of elimination (if necessary. LOL)
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