How To Kill Your Boyfriend

Alright, so he's done it AGAIN. Ignored your call, taken all day to text you back, disappeared for two or three days (and you WANT to wonder if he's still alive but you KNOW he is, he's just being a dick -- he's probably a Gemini) and what's worse? HE'S STILL HERE. Ya, it's the common case of the man you love. Fortunately, you're not the ONLY one. YOU! who wants to kill your boyfriends, and Here's How:

1) Just Break Up. Give it a week and he'll be coming back. And when he does..

2) Shoot him. It's not hard to hide a gun. Just throw it in the La Brea tar pits. (just kidding)

3) Cheat on him. With his best friend. In his bed. In front of the camera. While he's at work. On his birthday. (this works) =D

4) Kill the dog.(don't do this)

5) Sell his car. Take the money and run (Vegas is a great place to hide).

Ladies, if you want to kill your boyfriend, it's because you love him.. If he makes you mad, he probably also makes you giggle when you think about him. Remember that you have him wrapped around your finger and if you give a long enough leash (mine is thirty miles), he'll always come back home. And when he does, kill him. bahahahahaha

what's the hottest thing a guy can do in bed?

I love how my man can use all the furniture to his advantage. He piles up the pillows beneath me to reach that oh so perfect angle, while the mirrors are turned for our reflection. He also uses the bed as wrestling mat so he can flip and toss me while we play "Who's on top." (Loewe Baxter)

I love when my guy wakes me in the middle of the night. Before I have time to think about it I'm having an orgasm and enjoying every moment of it. (anonymous)

I love it when we are both naked (me on top) and we start by french kissing... then he pushes me up so that I am sitting on his face while he licks my Vajayjay. Unbelievable orgasms! (Dyana P)

I love it to feel the weight of him on top of me - there's something very primal about the feeling, and it actually helps me come faster, though I'm not sure why. Also, when he uses his tongue on my ear - there's a certain thing he does that feels something between an orgasm and a tickle that make me flail around wildly. It's so pleasurable sometimes I think I'm going to pass out. He has to pin my arms and legs, which makes it even hotter! (Rebecca)

My guy is strong but gentle, making me feel safe yet vulnerable to his love. He not only goes down on me; he loves pleasing me that way, no matter how long it takes! His eagerness has rubbed off on me and now doing the same for him has become a turn on. (anonymous)

The sexiest thing my husband does is letting himself go. I love to hear all the sounds he makes when I turn him on. Many times guys think its cool to be calm, but I say make some noise boys! (anonymous)

Self-Worth by Albert Einstein

theoretical physicist who is widely regarded as one of the most influential person that ever lived.

o Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.
o Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.
o I am enough of an artist to draw freely upon my imagination
o A man should look for what is, and not for what he thinks should be.
o Any intelligent fool can make things bigger and more complex... It takes a touch of genius - and a lot of courage to move
in the opposite direction.
o Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.
o Any man who reads too much and uses his own brain too little falls into lazy habits of thinking.
o Anyone who doesn't take truth seriously in small matters cannot be trusted in large ones either.
o I have no special talent. I am only passionately curious.
o If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.
o If we knew what it was we were doing, it would not be called research, would it?
o Imagination is more important than knowledge.
o Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.
o It has become appallingly obvious that our technology has exceeded our humanity.
o Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is not to stop questioning.
o Let every man be respected as an individual and no man idolized.
o Only a life lived for others is a life worthwhile.
o Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind.