Deal Breakers

 From Oprah to Liz Lemon, we all have our own deal breakers.. what's yours?

1.  Brag about your finances or your shiny toys
Seriously? Message to this type of man: Not all women are gold diggers!

2.  Drag out the "ex" talk for an entire course meal
This is a date and not a therapy session. Let go much? Save the drama for your mama!

3.  Don't ever talk about your ex or other women as the "chick that went psycho on you"
FYI, we don't go psycho overnight. Not even on our worst PMS do we go psycho. When you've driven us to the point we wanna jab our stilettos on your jugular is because you did something bad, very bad!

4.  Saying that you are not willing to support your wife financially.. are you serious?
 so.. we women are gonna cook for you, wash the dishes most of the time, get pregnant, give birth, care for the kids, do everything for you basically if you're at home.. and you're telling me you're not willing to bring home the bacon for all that shit.. HELLO?? you must be out of your mind mister.. hahaha

5.  Text or be on your phone while we're together
Don't look at the cell every time it vibrates (unless you're profession requires you to be on call 24-7) Guys, we didn't go through all the trouble of dressing up and doing our hair and makeup to stand there in front of you and only get half of the attention we deserve. It's rude and we're left wondering if you're texting your wife  or god forbid planning out a booty call for that night!

6.  Undress other women with your eyes
Don't get us wrong, we're not all jealous but we'd like your attention and your eyes on us. Yes, we understand that when an Angelina Jolie enters a room all the penises in the room try to grow legs and walk right over to her. We get the magnetism of a babe cause even us ladies look. But don't do an exorcist head turn every time a pair of boobs walks past you or stare so hard that you're having sex with your eyes. 

7.  Don't tell us what YOU think we wanna hear
In other words, don't tell us how YOU'RE not a player. Although not every woman majored in psychology we're smart enough to know when a man is trying to tell us what he thinks we wanna hear. You may fool a few with your salesman pitch, but most of us know actions speak louder than words!

8. Non-Productive (AKA a Bum or Couch Potato)
Including myself, most women don't want workaholics, however they do want men that work. There's nothing worse than a lazy man. I start conjuring up images of a sloth in my head when I think about this one. Women do not want to support a man, that's perfectly capable of working.


9. Cheating
Yes, I know some women do put up with this. However there are more that just can't. I don't think anybody want to spend the rest of their life with pictures flashing in their mind over and over again, with him in bed with the whore. Most women feel the same way. It's just too painful to get over.

10. You smell
Hopefully, you already know how important it is to take a shower and brush your teeth before a date. If you really can’t, make sure you don’t eat a spicy lunch and skip that noontime workout. Bad breath, body odor, and stank feet are definite NO! eewww 

11.You eat off her plate
It’s one thing to taste each others’ food with permission, but grabbing at her grub without asking is just plain rude. Some people like to keep their space (and their meals!) on first dates. Keep your hands to yourself unless she gives you the okay. And please, for the love of God, don’t ask “Are you gonna finish that?” hahahaha :D

12. Tiny little King Dong
uhmm... as much as we love you, we also love our self.  as much as you love boobies and clams, we love mr. Ps. as much as we want you to have your sexual needs, we want to be pleased too.. so if you're one of those guy who are not so "BLESSED" go get some sex toys, sex lesson or if you're dedicated enough.. yes, mr. P enlargement pills are available on the market. *wink*wink*


13. Emotionally Unavailable
This one is certainly a biggy for women. Women are very emotional beings. We need all the lovey-dovey, attention, romance, and time a man is able to give. I now can tell, thank goodness,  from the very beginning if a man is going to be emotionally unavailable. It isn't as easy as it seems to tell at first. After all he's on his best behavior to try and impress you. I would be absolutely miserable with a man that wasn't emotional, as well as all women I know.

There you have it some of the top deal breakers for women in a relationship (according to me & some inserts from friends). I'm sure you may have some of your own that are not listed here. What ever your deal breakers might be, always remember never to settle for less than what you really want. If you are settling, perhaps some counseling for your self-esteem might help. All women deserve the best, and have what makes them truly happy!