Tuesday, December 1, 2009

Things To do With.... Condoms


* Pet Rainy season boots
* slip on each foot before showering at the gym or any frat house
* cut off the tip, snip out two armholes, and make into a raincoat for Barbie! haha
* Lunch box snack pack! carrots, celery, cucumber, fruit.. etc.
* tie it to your wine glass at parties so no one steals your glass
* anti-theft disposable cell phone case
* open package, unroll, drape on seatbacks to reserve your sweet spot at a cinema when making popcorn and soda run
* vibrator travel bag
* fill with kool-Aid or juice & freeze it. makes a cool and refreshing penis pop!
* unroll a lubricated condom over each hand to moisturize hands and cuticles while watching movies at home

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