Wednesday, December 2, 2009

Good Reason to be Kinda Fat


* Sustains you in times of war
* no need to bring sweater on cool evening dates
* bigger boobs (only good when ur a girl)
* sleep anywhere comfortably
* last one to starve to death after a plane crashes in an island
* more of you to touch
* cradling the phone in your neck means you can talk hands free! =P

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