Sunday, December 20, 2009

who said ACNE is always bad on you??

Acne unites innovative jeans styles with a versatile wardrobe for men and women, ranging from basic cotton T-shirts, to tailored jackets to luxurious accessories and shoes. While every collection forms a concept, each piece can be worn separately and effortlessly be mixed with other brands. By designing simple, functional clothes Acne aims to create a modern framework for individuality.


BALMAIN





"I truly LOVE Decarnin's BALMAIN, regardless some pieces, but the whole idea, the way he reinterpret trends and epochs is really inspirating and indescribable, My Respect for this Sir, who made glitters & sequins tight gowns, shoulder pads jackets and leather clothing the "new and how he create the "new late 00's look". simply fantastic."

Saturday, December 12, 2009

GUYS, here are 8 reasons why you're not attractive


1. You tilt your ball cap up, so that it's barely hooked onto your head.
2. Your Facebook profile includes "Women" under your "Interests" or "Activities." This makes you a complete idiot. It also says that you have never really been, nor will you ever be laid.
3. Your pants look like they're made for someone who weighs 300 pounds, and you weigh 160.Did you think you'd look hardcore? Let me tell you, there is nothing threatening about you. If you attacked me, I'd just run away, leaving you tripping over your own jeans.
4. You take pictures of yourself in the mirror without your shirt on, with your cell phone visibly in the picture.
5. You think skinny jeans are a good look for you. Skinny jeans make fat men look even larger. Skinny jeans make skinny guys look like a toothpick. so dont wear it unless u are the RIGHT size for it.
6. You brag about the amount of numbers you've been getting lately. Damn, nothing makes me want to jump on a guy more than when he tells me about all the drunken sorostitues he's been able to fool into submission. It's just such a turn on to know I'd be number 8000. I'm so honored.
7. You cut your hair like you just tried out for a melodramatic, eyeliner-wearing, wrist-cutting, sub-par musical group. You basically look like you let your 5-year-old sister maim your hair.
8. You drive your car with your seat leaned back so far your forehead is lower than the wheel.

you're thinking, "damn, im one of the above!!" ? well now u know. fix it before its too late boys =P

Tuesday, December 8, 2009

have you had your Boost today?



THE MEAL IN A CUP has arrived in Bali! can't imagine something so healthy can taste so good.. u'll be surprised.. =P
recently Boost has open two stores in Bali, one is at Jl. Legian, left side around 100m from the bombing, and at Jl. Pantai kuta, left side 50m after made's warung. try the mango magic or strawberry squeeze, those are my favorites. and dont forget to get your additional boost!!

Wednesday, December 2, 2009

Frame Your Eyes

Vintage and deadstock frames from all over the world, brought to u by my Favorite brand evaaaaarrrrr!!! American Apparel!




The No-Act Pact!


healthy friendships have healthy boundaries.
be close, have fun & stay friends!!

1. you can kiss him/her on the cheek- but not on the lips
2. you can go to a movie together- but not a sexy movie
3. you can sit with him/her on a sofa- but not sit on him/her
4. cry on his/her shoulder- but u can't accidentally suck his/her neck
5. u can see him/her in a swimsuit- but not in the raw
6. share a hot tub- not a hot bath
7. dance with him/her- but not bump&grind or rub your ass in his crotch
8. ask help to lift heavy stuff- not ask them to lift your shirt
9. you can call him/her late nite- but not when ur drunk

Good Reason to be Kinda Fat


* Sustains you in times of war
* no need to bring sweater on cool evening dates
* bigger boobs (only good when ur a girl)
* sleep anywhere comfortably
* last one to starve to death after a plane crashes in an island
* more of you to touch
* cradling the phone in your neck means you can talk hands free! =P

Repackaging Your Package


negative body language leads to negative body feelings. drop the negative thoughts about your body.. and your body will feel better!!

BAD BODY LANGUAGE:
don't look at my fat
my flabby arms are disgusting
my skin is so pale
i hate my fat ass
my boobs are so huge
i hate my sagging hips
just ignore my double chin
my feet are waaayyy too big!!

BETTER BODY LANGUAGE:
worship my sexy Buddha belly
my comfy arms are good for hugs
add my creamy complexion to your coffee babe
i've got tasty lovin moonfuls!
my cup is full, drink up!
ride em cowboy, saddlebags are the new love handles!
my wattle is twice as nice
i am so grounded!

Tuesday, December 1, 2009

Things To do With.... Condoms


* Pet Rainy season boots
* slip on each foot before showering at the gym or any frat house
* cut off the tip, snip out two armholes, and make into a raincoat for Barbie! haha
* Lunch box snack pack! carrots, celery, cucumber, fruit.. etc.
* tie it to your wine glass at parties so no one steals your glass
* anti-theft disposable cell phone case
* open package, unroll, drape on seatbacks to reserve your sweet spot at a cinema when making popcorn and soda run
* vibrator travel bag
* fill with kool-Aid or juice & freeze it. makes a cool and refreshing penis pop!
* unroll a lubricated condom over each hand to moisturize hands and cuticles while watching movies at home

Try get personal with yourself


when you are getting personal everyday in every way, you get what life is all about - putting more motion in your emotions, more hip in your relationships, and more actions in your interactions. but to get personal, you gotta give personal. that means reaching out and touching people with your funny bone, your smarts, your quirky self and your weird sense of smile. but dont try touch them with your hand.. thats cheap!
getting personal is not always getting intimate or getting naked, its about getting real. real bold, real daring, real irrelevant, real fun. u can say and do the unexpexted.
you can play it for laughs, you can play it for keeps. you can make amends or make trouble. you can melt away someone's emotional firewall with your charm and charisma, or just get stranger to crack a smile.
just say adios to those boring insecurities, fears, and relationships worries that have been clogging your brain - then visualize beautiful,freaky you as the source of world peace! :-D remember.. you're only as hot as you think you are.