Investment banker: I look better in my double breasted suit than I do in my birthday suit, but I’m rich so I hope you wont notice.
Producer: I’m charming with little substance and a little substance-abuse problem.
Postal worker: I’m really lazy or kind of crazy, but probably both!
E-commerce executive: I have no idea what I’m doing, but I could be a millionaire before anyone finds out.
Editor: I have a half-finished novel in my computer.. and always will.
Special ed. Teacher: I’m above materialism and by the way, I drive a dodge dart.
Entrepreneur: I’m always looking for my next hot girl.. errmm, deal.
Artist: I come from money, I run from money.
Lawyer: we will argue, I will win, and you will pay for it.
Actor: I didn’t get enough attention as a child, but I did lots of orthodontia.
Stand up comedian: I didn’t get enough attention as a child, and I didn’t get any orthodontia.
High school teacher: I didn’t make it as a stand up comedian.
Graphic designer: can we pretend I’m an artist?!
