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| Horny Housewife |
(Buzzing undies make shopper faint)
A woman collapsed in a supermarket when her vibrating panties made her faint with pleasure.
the kinky 33 year old house wife was wearing a pair of battery operated passion pants, bought from a sex shop, while she did her shopping, according to the British tabloid the Sun.
But she got stimulated by the 6cm vibrating bullet in the panties that she lost consciousness.
she fell and hit her head in the crowded supermarket in Swansea, Wales.
When paramedics arrived, they found her black imitation leather knickers still buzzing. They took them off before an ambulance took her to hospital. The woman, whose identity has been kept private, suffered no long lasting ill effects. and as she left the hospital, paramedics gave her back the passion pants in a plastic bag. A spokesman for the Asda supermarket chain told the Sun: "We like to think shopping with us is exciting enough already."
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| Sleep Two Days With a Smile on Your Face |
(Guinea pig Harem says 'hello Sooty')
A Guinea pig called scooty had a night to remember after escaping from his pen and tunneling into a cage of 24 females. He romanced each of them in turn and was yesterday the proud father of 43 offspring. Staff at Little friend's farm in Pontypridd, South Wales, have now secured Sooty's pen and begun looking for homes for the guinea pigs. His owner, Carol Feehan, 42, said: "I'm sure a lot of men will be looking at Sooty with envy. We knew that he had gone missing after wriggling through the bars of his cage. We looked for him everywhere but never thought of checking the pen where we keep 24 females. we did a head count and found 25 guinea pigs - Sooty was fast asleep in the corner."
"He was absolutely shattered. we put him back in his cage and he slept for two days."
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| Stupid American Kid |
