Monday, August 30, 2010

The (must) to do List


- Smile
- Sing
- keep learning 
- Notice kindness
- Eat great food
- Play
- hope
- Work
- Count your blessings
- Love
- Love some more
 
xoxo

Monday, August 9, 2010

The Book of Tomorrow

a week ago, I found this book on my sister’s closet, and I thought; all right, lets giveit a try. It is titled “The Book of Tomorrow”, written by Cecelia Ahern, the same author that wrote PS, I Love You.

At first, I feel like I underestimate the book thinking that it would be some kind of love story bullshit novel. But I was wrong, turn out; it is one of the most interesting (non thriller) books I’ve ever read.
It is about a 16 year old girl who has everything. Living in a mansion, driving a beautiful car, flying on the jet plane to Paris just to go shopping on the weekend… but most of all, she have the most perfect parents. They adore each other, they love her so much, and there is just always harmony in the house.  Until one day, of course, she lost everything, and the only thing she can rely on to is a large leather-bound book locked with a gold clasp and padlock. 

This novel is a mesmerizing story about how tomorrow can change what happens today…

Sunday, August 1, 2010

HATE

one time, one person who seems to love everybody tell me: "you hate everybody."
i was like really..?are u serious? everybody who? everybody?
and then i start to think.. Well.. i do hate some people who purposedly hurt me for some reason that is not acceptable. but everybody... not "hate", but I could care less about most the people I meet. I rarely find someone that I find interesting and could have a good conversation with (but i love my friends for sure). I absolutetly HATE small talking about stuff I dont care about, specially with people that i know are being totally fake.

Does everyone have their own "thing"?  I feel like some people are so generic, all they do is.. talk about party(FYI I'm not against parties), or talking about other people. and yes, i HATE talking about people, gossiping about others,specially being friends with people who like to talk about other people. sorry, that's not me. Personally i enjoy talking about music, events, life experiences, beliefs, general opinions etc, BUT SOME PEOPLE DON'T. they are more interested in talking shit about others.. or getting fucked.
  i dont want to fret over other people's stupidity, immaturity, or even just plain ignorance so i just don't hang out with them. and does that makes people think that i hate everybody? just because i don't like to hangout with them? i think If you don't like them then that's fine there is nothing wrong with not liking other peoples ways. Just embrace your own and you'll be fine.. i guess.

Wednesday, July 21, 2010

Warm my House

A new home is exciting on a number of levels, of course, but one of the nicest bonuses is that buying a new home affords a perfect excuse to throw a party. It's definitely time to break out the bubbles and celebrate! to me, holding a housewarming party is a good way to welcome good friends and family to your new home. I'm in the process of moving in to a new house at the moment & its been tiring, exciting, stress-fully fun! Then, especially if you haven't entertained in a long time, it's possible that your housewarming party will rekindle your desire to have guests over on a regular basis for friendly gatherings. so friends, just giving you a little heads up, if you think you are being nice enough to me, be ready.. you are invited!

Monday, March 15, 2010

Why you really want a Date..


* Free Food!!! :-D
* You get to pretend you're someone else
* Easy to be the best-dressed
* someone can fill you in on what you missed when you left the movie to pee
* you'll go crazy if you never leave the house
* easy way to make mom disapprove
* you can meet lots of new people without having to see them in meetings
* Free sex
* you get hilarious stories to tell your friends
* begins the unavoidable but necessary process of elimination (if necessary. LOL)

The truth about Jobs & Men



Investment banker: I look better in my double breasted suit than I do in my birthday suit, but I’m rich so I hope you wont notice.
Producer: I’m charming with little substance and a little substance-abuse problem.
Postal worker: I’m really lazy or kind of crazy, but probably both!
E-commerce executive: I have no idea what I’m doing, but I could be a millionaire before anyone finds out.
Editor: I have a half-finished novel in my computer.. and always will.
Special ed. Teacher: I’m above materialism and by the way, I drive a dodge dart.
Entrepreneur: I’m always looking for my next hot girl.. errmm, deal.
Artist: I come from money, I run from money.
Lawyer: we will argue, I will win, and you will pay for it.
Actor: I didn’t get enough attention as a child, but I did lots of orthodontia.
Stand up comedian: I didn’t get enough attention as a child, and I didn’t get any orthodontia.
High school teacher: I didn’t make it as a stand up comedian.
Graphic designer: can we pretend I’m an artist?!

Thursday, February 18, 2010

How To Kill Your Boyfriend


Alright, so he's done it AGAIN. Ignored your call, taken all day to text you back, disappeared for two or three days (and you WANT to wonder if he's still alive but you KNOW he is, he's just being a dick -- he's probably a Gemini) and what's worse? HE'S STILL HERE. Ya, it's the common case of the man you love. Fortunately, you're not the ONLY one. YOU! who wants to kill your boyfriends, and Here's How:

1) Just Break Up. Give it a week and he'll be coming back. And when he does..

2) Shoot him. It's not hard to hide a gun. Just throw it in the La Brea tar pits. (just kidding)

3) Cheat on him. With his best friend. In his bed. In front of the camera. While he's at work. On his birthday. (this works) =D

4) Kill the dog.(don't do this)

5) Sell his car. Take the money and run (Vegas is a great place to hide).

Ladies, if you want to kill your boyfriend, it's because you love him.. If he makes you mad, he probably also makes you giggle when you think about him. Remember that you have him wrapped around your finger and if you give a long enough leash (mine is thirty miles), he'll always come back home. And when he does, kill him. bahahahahaha

Monday, February 15, 2010

what's the hottest thing a guy can do in bed?


I love how my man can use all the furniture to his advantage. He piles up the pillows beneath me to reach that oh so perfect angle, while the mirrors are turned for our reflection. He also uses the bed as wrestling mat so he can flip and toss me while we play "Who's on top." (Loewe Baxter)

I love when my guy wakes me in the middle of the night. Before I have time to think about it I'm having an orgasm and enjoying every moment of it. (anonymous)

I love it when we are both naked (me on top) and we start by french kissing... then he pushes me up so that I am sitting on his face while he licks my Vajayjay. Unbelievable orgasms! (Dyana P)

I love it to feel the weight of him on top of me - there's something very primal about the feeling, and it actually helps me come faster, though I'm not sure why. Also, when he uses his tongue on my ear - there's a certain thing he does that feels something between an orgasm and a tickle that make me flail around wildly. It's so pleasurable sometimes I think I'm going to pass out. He has to pin my arms and legs, which makes it even hotter! (Rebecca)

My guy is strong but gentle, making me feel safe yet vulnerable to his love. He not only goes down on me; he loves pleasing me that way, no matter how long it takes! His eagerness has rubbed off on me and now doing the same for him has become a turn on. (anonymous)

The sexiest thing my husband does is letting himself go. I love to hear all the sounds he makes when I turn him on. Many times guys think its cool to be calm, but I say make some noise boys! (anonymous)