Funny Construction Mistakes

why angle matters

You might be shocked by this naughty statue, but don’t draw any conclusions yet – just look at the statue from another angle.

                                                                                 :-P

Cool Gifts for your Man

Stop stressing about what to buy your boyfriend for the holidays. The perfect gift is right here! Whether your boyfriend is trendy, sporty or nerdy (or somewhere in between), one of these gifts will definitely cool for them.

pocket size Guittar Hero

Apple TV - Chic, sleek, and the latest Apple must-have for any Mac man, Apple TV turns your guy's widescreen TV into a digital heaven. From HD movies and television shows to a quick click to all his music and photos, this cool little box is worth the heavy sticker price. (apple.com, $229)

 

 

The Wire DVD set - Violence, sexual content, drug use, strong language...what's a guy not going to like? The Wire follows one investigation throughout the entire season, unlike other shows that neatly package their crimes in one-hour time slots. Even if you have HBO, your guy will still like having this collection on his DVD shelf. (walmart, $38.86)

Dwight's Poster - if He like to watch the TV show "the Office', he will love this poster.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 Personalized Keg - Ninety bucks is a little steep for such a novelty, but admit it: This is pretty hilarious. Crafted in chrome-plated steel, this barrel-shaped dispenser sits atop a cherry-finished wooden stand and can hold one gallon of his choice of alcohol. Personalize it with up to 20 characters. P.S. It's even dishwasher safe! (findgift.com, $89.95)

 

 

 

 

 

Ding Dong

kinda give a new meaning of the word 'wood'

Someone keeps it trim. the landscaper is either really funny or have alot of built up sexual frustration.

Dingle-Dangle

Don't wake the sleeping giant. Bahahahahahah!

need an umbrella?!

Just the tip.. of the iceberg.

Facts about Dreams

   1. One-third of your lives is spent sleeping.

2. In an average  lifetime, you would have spent a total of about six years of it dreaming. That is more than 2,100 days spent in a different realm!

3. Dreams have been here as long as mankind.  Back in the Roman Era, striking and significant dreams were submitted to the Senate for analysis and interpretation. isn't that crazy?!

4. Everybody dreams. EVERYBODY! 

5. Dreams are indispensable.  A lack of dream activity can mean personality disorder.

6. On average, you can dream anywhere from one or two hours every night. you can have four to seven dreams in one night.

7. Blind people do dream.  Whether visual images appear in their dream depends on  whether they were blind at birth or became blind later in life. But vision is not the only sense that constitutes a dream. Sounds, tactility, and smell become hypersensitive for the blind and their dreams are based on these senses. 

8. Five minutes after the end of the dream, half the content is forgotten. After ten minutes, 90% is lost.

9. The word dream stems from the Middle English word, dreme which means "joy" and "music".

10. Men tend to dream more about other men, while women dream equally about men and women.

11. Studies have shown that your brain waves are more active when you are dreaming than when we are awake.

12. Dreamers who are awakened right after REM (Rapid Eye Movement) sleep, are able to recall their dreams more vividly than those who slept through the night until morning.

13. Physiologically speaking, researchers found that during dreaming REM sleep, males experience erections and females experience increased vaginal blood flow - no matter what the content of the dream. In fact, "wet dreams" may not necessarily coincide with overtly sexual dream content. 

14. People who are giving up smoking have longer and more intense dreams.

15. Toddlers do not dream about themselves. They do not appear in their own dreams until the age of 3 or 4.

16. If you are snoring, then you cannot be dreaming.

17. Nightmares are common in children, typically beginning at around age 3 to 8.

18. In a poll, 67% of Americans  have experienced Deja Vu in their dreams.

19. Around 3% of adults suffer from sleep apnea. This treatable condition leads to unexplained tiredness and inefficiency.

20. Research has shown that the house is the most common setting for dreams. 

21. It is very normal for males to experience an erection during the REM stage of sleep, even when they are not dreaming anything of a sexual nature.

 22. The original meaning of the word "nightmare"  was a female spirit who besets people at night while they sleep.

The (must) to do List

- Smile

- Sing

- keep learning 

- Notice kindness

- Eat great food

- Play

- hope

- Work

- Count your blessings

- Love

- Love some more

 
xoxo

The Book of Tomorrow

a week ago, I found this book on my sister’s closet, and I thought; all right, lets giveit a try. It is titled “The Book of Tomorrow”, written by Cecelia Ahern, the same author that wrote PS, I Love You.

At first, I feel like I underestimate the book thinking that it would be some kind of love story bullshit novel. But I was wrong, turn out; it is one of the most interesting (non thriller) books I’ve ever read.
It is about a 16 year old girl who has everything. Living in a mansion, driving a beautiful car, flying on the jet plane to Paris just to go shopping on the weekend… but most of all, she have the most perfect parents. They adore each other, they love her so much, and there is just always harmony in the house.  Until one day, of course, she lost everything, and the only thing she can rely on to is a large leather-bound book locked with a gold clasp and padlock. 

This novel is a mesmerizing story about how tomorrow can change what happens today…

HATE

one time, one person who seems to love everybody tell me: "you hate everybody."
i was like really..?are u serious? everybody who? everybody?
and then i start to think.. Well.. i do hate some people who purposedly hurt me for some reason that is not acceptable. but everybody... not "hate", but I could care less about most the people I meet. I rarely find someone that I find interesting and could have a good conversation with (but i love my friends for sure). I absolutetly HATE small talking about stuff I dont care about, specially with people that i know are being totally fake.

Does everyone have their own "thing"?  I feel like some people are so generic, all they do is.. talk about party(FYI I'm not against parties), or talking about other people. and yes, i HATE talking about people, gossiping about others,specially being friends with people who like to talk about other people. sorry, that's not me. Personally i enjoy talking about music, events, life experiences, beliefs, general opinions etc, BUT SOME PEOPLE DON'T. they are more interested in talking shit about others.. or getting fucked.

  i dont want to fret over other people's stupidity, immaturity, or even just plain ignorance so i just don't hang out with them. and does that makes people think that i hate everybody? just because i don't like to hangout with them? i think If you don't like them then that's fine there is nothing wrong with not liking other peoples ways. Just embrace your own and you'll be fine.. i guess.